If you’re an old fan who’s read all those already, you can just skip to the second section of new, free material. The Good Stuff From I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell: “Tucker tries buttsex, hilarity does not ensue” From Assholes Finish First: “Tucker goes to campout, owns Duke nerds” From Hilarity Ensues: “Sexting with Tucker Max” The Leftovers Tucker goes to Muslim wedding, drinks anyway Nantucket Sucks Fuck the fucking headboard The Junior Stories Some glimpses into my childhood The Marley Stories Dude, we are drinking too much I scored at The Swamp!
Tucker goes to doctor, hilarity ensues The Blowjob Interludes The Fat Girl Leftovers Girl determined to fuck Tucker Funny Odds and Ends Tucker debates postmodernism, wrestles midgets The DBA Story Homeless people are good for something Boyfriend copies Tucker The time I got arrested at O’Hare Airport My real life law school application essay Special Bonus: More Sling Blade Stuff More books by Tucker Max THE GOOD STUFFFROM : TUCKER TRIES BUTTSEX, HILARITY DOES NOT ENSUE Occurred, Summer 1997I spent the summer between my second and third years of college suckling on the parental teat in South Florida.
No other writer gives books away for free, but so what? So I put my money where my mouth is I’m giving the ebook of my fourth book away, for free, as a thank you to my fans for buying my first three books and supporting me as a writer. Only the ebook is free: Because of the wonderful nature of digital media, it doesn’t cost me anything when someone downloads an ebook, so I can give it away for free.
But I do have to charge for things that create an out of pocket expense for me, so the audio book and physical book for material that is in the free ebook.2.
I have no excuse for what I did; it was wrong, and I regret it.
Even though I normally revel in my outlandish behavior, sometimes even I cross the line, and this is one of those situations…but of course, I’m still going to write about it.]This was going to be my first time foraging in the ass forest, and I wanted to have a reminder of my trip, a memento I could carry with me the rest of my life…so I decided to film us.After four years of this, I was ready to experience all the things I’d missed out on (when I wasn’t cheating on her, of course).Buttsex, known in the biz as “anal,” was one of these unknowns, and I decided that I wanted to try it.The book is divided up into two sections, one for new readers and one for old fans: Because so many people who read this free ebook will be new to my writing, I decided to lead the book off with three of my favorite stories; one from each of my previous books (these stories are also up on my website, for free of course).If you’re a new fan and you liked those stories, go buy my first three books and read them, you’ll love them just as much. When I started writing down all my funny adventures and drunk hookups, I thought I had two books worth of stories. These books are written and published, but when I was done with them, I had about 50,000 words left over. Of course, the publishers only care about their bottom line, so they tried to convince me to stretch that material into four books. I hate it when a writer puts out a tiny book just to squeeze every last cent out of me, especially if that half-book contains subpar material.I hate it when writers I like do that to me, so I refuse to do that to my fans.It was the absolute prime of my “do anything to get laid” phase.Recently freed from a four-year long-distance relationship that began in high school, I wanted nothing more than to have sex with as many girls as possible.It made sense for a ton of reasons, but there was one that stood out to me: I always claim to appreciate my fans and their support, and I do.Well, if that’s true, why not prove it by giving something back to them, something truly free that provides real value?